WYR wear a psycho-polka-delic wedding dress/tux that made your guests ill and some vomit in the aisles OR everytime you went to cut the cake it squirted squid ink in your face?
WYR on the first day of school share your educational history (blots, especially blots) with your whole class OR on the last day of school share your romantic history?
WYR spend a year going to class/work dressed like an olympic swimmer (suit, cap, goggles) OR spend a year where everytime you wanted to sleep you had to hand upside down in a supply closet?
WYR have an evil robot twin lock you in your room for two weeks (you'd be fed, etc.) and then try to ruin your life OR never again understand the words "I love you" (written, spoken, signed in ASL)?
WYR have to begin every fight with your loved ones by shouting "Let's get ready to rumble" OR when it became clear the fight was won, a voice from the sky would say "Finish Him/Her" and you would do a sweet finishing move on them?
WYR have power over squirrels OR a segway scooter that could climb up walls?
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