What I did on the plane

I may not be able to think of good ones very quickly, but I have a really really good memory. So while I was flying from San Fran to Minneapolis, this is what I wrote down:

WYR have to wear pajamas to every future interview, OR on your resume have the name of your school crossed out or whited-out with “none of your business” written in its place?

WYR work in an airport control tower on the Jetsons OR work to try to stop rock demolition on the Flintstones?

WYR wear fratboy clothes for the rest of your life OR always dress fabulously but every time you go out your energy is gone in three hours?

WYR have a magical kayak for legs that could drive through asphalt OR have a vending machine for a torso of which you could keep the profits?

WYR every time you did something CTYi, have someone around you say “CTYi”
condescendingly, OR every time you orgasm, have to sing an entire tv theme song.

WYR live in the nicest place you could imagine and have a crappy/boring job, OR live in the worst place you could imagine with a very engaging/thrilling job that made you happy?

WYR find out that your spouse was secretly a serial killer or secretly a serial adulterer?

Every time you are in an argument reaches a stalemate, WYR have to cage fight to determine the winner (with no injuries afterward), OR do rock-paper-scissors to determine the winner?

Girls only: Besides shampoo and face wash, WYR only be allowed to use haircare products OR only be allowed to use makeup?

Girls only: WYR have your butt sideways or your boobs sideways?

WYR give birth to an alien with three heads OR a baby donkey with testicles the size of melons?

WYR every time you meet someone new, it feels like you just got hit in the head with a basketball, OR every time someone uses the word “actually” in front of you, have to scream at the top of your lungs for a whole minute?

WYR every time that you feel love for someone/something/a situation, have to do the dance to Proud Mary, OR every time you feel frustrated with someone/something/a situation, have to do the dance to Bye Bye Bye?

WYR be able to move stuff around with your mind, OR be in 30 different places at once?

WYR be able to turn invisible anytime you really needed to pee and it was really inconvenient to get to a bathroom, OR be able to make your farts smell really nice/not be noticed?

WYR be able to derive nutrition from alcohol OR sleep from sex?

WYR, if you had a crush on someone, have them run into you everywhere you went, OR give them fantasy dreams about you?

WYR teach the very can’t-charade-a-boy-scout-troop-girl drama lessons for the length of an entire CTY day, OR be a hung over passenger in a car on a winding road with Megan and Kerry talking about Fratboy the entire time.

WYR wear a giant penis costume on the first day of school OR wear a one-piece pajama suit with a butt-flap (open) on the last day of school?


And I remembered only part of this one (and I remember it being a good one!)

Everyone you meet from now on forgets your name, but when they ask you what it is, they give you $100...OR....(what was it??)