Monday, August 11, 2008

Cointreau vs. Courduroy

As long as I can drink anything while wearing corduroy, I think I would pick that. A white corduroy wedding gown sounds hot, as in the temperature. But I am not even sure I have ever tasted cointreau straight up and am pretty sure I would hate it compared to wine.

So here's one.

Would you rather have to monogram everything you own (including your lanyard, your toothbrush, your wine glass)

OR

Anytime you walk into a room and there are people you have not met you have to walk directly up to them, hold out your hand with a smile and in a cheerful voice, "Bridgette Holmes [or insert your name], nice to meetcha." This includes any orientation situations, bars, restaurants, classrooms as teacher or student, workplace related places, etc but excludes places/events like airports, concerts, plays, movies, festivals, theme parks etc]

I have a question that is not a WYR: Why is there ice mold (or what looks like it) growing in my freezer? It's like taking over the whole freezer. Gross. I am throwing away my ice cream.

2 comments:

Dan Keegan said...

Monogram. As sure as business. I'd become a dab hand with a monogram.

Erin said...

Monogram also. That way when people find my stuff years after I die, I would be remembered or at least talked about for having cool stuff. And courderoy/corduroy/courderoy (sp???).