WYR have to pedal a bike to generate energy everytime you wanted to use a computer (you would have to generate enough energy to compensate for what the computer used) OR get something stuck in a front tooth after every dinner (piece broccoli, poppy seed, etc) but no one would tell you about it?
WYR have to eat dinner alone with your parents every single night OR everytime you lied your nose would grow noticably bigger and it wouldn't get smaller again until you did a really good deed (like giving a homeless person a piece of bread for example).
WYR be the biggest ass-kisser at work and have everyone talk about you OR be as clumsy as Steve Urkel?
2 comments:
1. teeth. i love to floss.
2. nose. there's nothing like a facial incentive toward virtue.
3. i'd make Steve Urkel look good.
1. The bike. It would be a great exercise regimen. I would run a gym/cyber cafe and facebook as I got a good workout in. It would be difficult to use the bike and do all the work I need to for school, but maybe I would bike away my big knees!
2. The nose. I don't lie, really, ever. Just sometimes a little.
3. Ass kisser. I don't know if anyone can make Steve Urkel look good.
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